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Don’t worry. Getting “BANS‘ed” isn’t a bad thing. If I can believe what I read about this thing (which for about 99.9999% of this “Make EZ Money on Da Web!” crap I can’t!) BANS is the way to go to make money through ebay affiliate sales.

BANS = Build a Niche Store. Basically, you find a niche, a subject/hobby/interest that you think people will be searching for on ebay e.g. Bilbo Baggins Buttons. Just enter your Bilbo Baggins keywords into the handy dandy software and presto: you have a ready made web store. All ebay auctions concerning Bilbo Baggins Buttons will show up in your SEO, Web 2.0, insert-your-slick-make-money-on-the-web-word-here, “store.” Sounds like a good idea. OK, I’m sure it’s a bit more difficult than “presto” but BANS seems to be a bit more guaranteed cash than some of the other affiliate methods out there. I know for a fact that ebay is still the *only* thing filling up my paypal coffers. My old crap is gold to some folks!

Once I scrape up a few pennies, I’m going to try this puppy out for myself. I’m pretty sure there’s a huge market for “slightly used but thoroughly sterilzed blowup dolls” on ebay! Don’t everybody rush to steal my niche at once!

I’ve pretty much gone balls out on this social networking stuff over the years so my “goto’s” have been slashdot, digg and myspace for the most part. None of these things have done anything in the way of $$$ in my pocket though! Now, along comes XIMMY. If you’ve seen digg.com or, even better, mixx.com then you’ll immediately recognize the drill on XIMMY. The difference is that you get PAID. You get paid for signing up, and then if other folks follow your lead, you get paid for them. You also get “points” for submitting and commenting on stories as well as if those stories get promoted to the front page of the site. Once you get enough points, you can transfer those things into real dollars to your paypal account.

Oh yeah, don’t forget to sign up as an affiliate. That’s where you get the signup dollars as well as widgets to throw on your blogs. I’ll be doing that shortly and hopefully some freaks will sign up and we’ll all start makin’ B0NES!

It’s yet another way to pour some b0nes into my pocket! Brring.com is beta testing putting ads onto your incoming calls. Basically, you sign up, get a phone number and point one of your real numbers to that. Now you can send everyone your “Brring” number and they will listen to a short ad then get transferred to your real number. Then it’s Mo money mo money mo money for you!! Actually, more like a nickel every call to the brring number.

Frankly, I wouldn’t subject any of my friends, family, co-workers to this nonsense. But, if I’m at the mall and signing up to win the shiny new car or shopping online, heck ya. Put the Brring number on the SPAM bait and wait for the shiny nickels to roll in. The payout level is $10 so you should see some cash pretty quick.

I may have to try this plan if it means I become the most powerful man on the planet besides Simon Cowell. We know Mista BOOOsh has seen better days as far as popularity but at least he has the stones to admit on national TV that he had a problem. Now if he can get his girls in line, that would be something. If he can’t, could he give us their numbers? They seem to know how to have a good time…